Live the Life You Want

I remember when I was a kid how I thought that people in their 30s are old and that people die in their 50s. That sounds so funny now because I am almost 70 and I feel as young and healthy as I felt when I was twenty. Only problem is that society is trying to convince us that we are old and that we need peace, quiet and that we have to live without fun in nursing homes until we die. Unfortunately my daughter thinks the same so she put me in this prison called “senior center – for young in soul”. Like my soul can be young at a place like this. I tried having fun with ladies in this centre but it turned out to be against some rules.

But I found a new way. I am using this thing called internet to find hot chicks. You can’t believe how many of them are on sites like naughty granny chat and naughty granny chatroom. I don’t have trouble finding them, I only have problem in selecting them and ordering our rendezvous so they don’t meet and know about each other. I have my girlfriend on naughty granny webcams but she is far away so she doesn’t mind me having a few dates beside her. I don’t have so much time left so I have to use it the best way I can. I have problems with this centre because I have limited amount of time I can spend outside and I am constantly late at night so they have to stay awake to open the gate when I arrive.

I talked with my friend from here about running away and renting a flat but he died before we did it. So now I am trying to find someone who will like that idea but I am not very popular here. Girls aren’t talking to me because they think I am a player and guys are jealous because of my love and sex life. Thank God for internet and Viagra, my life is almost perfect now; if only I can get away from here it would be a paradise. Who knows, maybe me and my girlfriend can get married and move together to somewhere new. I don’t know, I still have so many ideas and options that I can't decide and choose only one.