Monday, April 30, 2012

How to Make It as a Modern Day Vampire

All over the world Vampires are hot, sexy and trendy, even in South Africa! You’d be surprised how much vampire chat South Africa websites offer and there is as much demand as there is offer! With vampire novels, music and movies all around us, it’s hard not to feel compelled to meet and maybe even fall in love with a vampire, but if you want to get into the vampire lifestyle, it’s best to have certain facts cleared beforehand.

1) Stay up to date with the Vampire community: You just might love the bald vampire from Nosferatu or the classical tuxedo and cape wearing Bela Lugosi, but that’s not the vampire type that will get you a date in this day and age. Vampires are known to change and adapt to their times, so think more along the lines of Twilight, Vampire Diaries and Underworld if you want to be hip and trendy in the current vampire scene.

2) Choose a side and stick to it: Nobody likes a flaky vampire, much less somebody that can’t decide if they want to bite or get bitten! Vampires are confident, powerful and dominating, unlike their more submissive victims, so choose a role according to your personality. If you are not sure, lurk around the shadows in true vampire style until you have it figured out.

3) Ask before you bite: Common courtesy is rule of thumb, no matter if you are just participating in a vampire chat or you are ready to sink your teeth into your date’s neck! Be polite and ask before you act! Nowadays, vampires are more than just blood sucking undead beings, they are complicated, emotional and sensitive denizens of the dark that know how to treat a date with courtesy and politeness!

4) Blood doesn’t make the vampire: If you spend enough time in a vampire chatroom, you will be able to differentiate fantasy from reality. Honestly, drinking blood can be very kinky, but it is potentially dangerous to your health! Blood does not make a vampire and not everybody that is into the vampire scene expects to drink their date’s blood or have them drink theirs! Just make sure to clarify this before things get serious with your date, so there isn’t any unnecessary biting involved!

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